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Name: Amanda
Location: Orlando, Florida, United States
Birthday: 3/29/1990
Gender: Female
Interests: 147: alanis morissette, american pie, angelina jolie, animals, ataris, atheism, audioslave, basket case, beavis and butthead, being different, black nail polish, blowing bubbles, blue eyes, boys, buzzcocks, candy necklaces, cheese, cherries, clouds, coldplay, concerts, cooking, courtney love, cows, dashboard confessional, dave grohl, dead kennedys, deftones, diary, disturbed, dropkick murpheys, drummers, elvis, emo, evan taubenfeld, expression, eyeliner, finch, fiona apple, fire, fireworks, fm static, foo fighters, frances bean, freedom, friends, fuse, garbage, gia, girl interupted, glitter, glow sticks, gob, gone in 60 seconds, gorillaz, green day, guitars, hole, hoodies, hugging, icp, incubus, internet, invader zim, korn, kurt cobain, leftover crack, less than jake, lightning, linkin park, lisa loeb, lizards, madonna, marilyn manson, mest, metallica, mmusa, mohawks, monkeys, movies, necklaces, nightmare before christmas, nirvana, nofx, open-minded people, orgy, original sin, pandas,
Expertise: Bitch slap..wha?
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
AIM:  Amanda Owns Ya
Member Since:
2/7/2005
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|  Steve before he was fat. lol he isnt really fat. | | |
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| OK, here's proof that I'm not really crazy. There are people out there in the world who actually trepan themselves, which is where you take a hand-held drill and bore a hole in your skull. See, trepanners believe that you reach a higher level of consciousness if you simply relieve all that nasty pressure on your brain. Since there isn't a single doctor that will do this for them (go figure), they are forced to do it themselves ... sometimes with the help of another trepannation fan, sometimes alone. There's actually a Trepannation Society.
Oh, so why aren't I crazy? I haven't bored a hole in my head yet.
They say one man's ceiling is another man's floor. That's so cool. In fact, I think I'll say it. One man's ceiling is another man's floor. Try it at home, and see how it feels. Go ahead. I'll wait.
If you're bored at home, lay down flat on your back on top of your desk, with your head hanging over the edge. Relax for a bit, focus on the ceiling, and then bit by bit, start to pretend you're walking on the ceiling. Imagine you have to step over all the stuff on the ceiling ... the light fixtures, the door jambs, everything. With a little practice, you can get really good at it, and eventually you'll totally freak yourself out, fully believing you're walking on the ceiling.
If some jerk comes in and distracts you, scream wildly because there's this GUY WALKING ON THE CEILING! They'll more than likely leave you to yourself to continue walking around on the ceiling.
I'm going to try this on tonight, because I think it shows a spice for life.
I just heard a news report that stated that women who drink 2-3 cups of coffee a day are 66% less likely to commit suicide. My guess is that they're too jittery to hold the gun still.
I wonder how many meals could've been provided to the homeless for the cost of that study? (Betcha didn't expect me to say that, now did ya?)
I have completely run out of things to say. I'm bored and no one is online. Great.
Before I start going on and on about nothing again, I should just draw this entry to a close.
~Amanda | | |
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That was Steve. The tease. His hair looks like a rats nest today. But that's okay. It's my rat nest. Anyway, Valentine's Day is coming! Steve is uninterested.
He's too focused on things eating kids. He keeps staring at my boobs. God, why look? Just touch. Lol.
Anyway, to other non-steve subjects...
Alright, there is none that I can think of. More later.
Peace and Hair Grease! | | |
| Steve is the sex. He will and always will be the sex. He is a sexy man. I wonder how may times that I can say sex... sex sex sex sex sex sex. Sex like whoa. Sex. and more sex.
He is rubbing my leg... that sex. Who the sex does he think he is? SEX!!!
Well, thank you for listening folks | | |
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